Embarrassing, ACAB, Parents and Cops: Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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RugbyKid 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:19

**** you alcoholics I can arrest you whenever I want

roseydot 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:25

Your mom kicks ass.

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Saturday 4 June 2011 22:49

Lls yes!.

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Sunday 5 June 2011 0:12

Your mom is awsome.

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Monday 6 June 2011 0:42

that happened to me but with my cousin!! I kno how you feel

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Monday 6 June 2011 1:59

your mom is a boss

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Monday 6 June 2011 8:34

sounds like ur mom knows how 2 party. ps. wuts her number? ;)

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Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:23

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Thursday 9 June 2011 5:24

haha i love your mom

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HILARIOUS!!!!

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Tuesday 14 August 2012 13:22

best mom ever nuf said

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omg!?! XD im so sorry..

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