Intimacy: Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would...

By IbetIgotAIDS - 12/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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You deserved it 1 006

By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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You deserved it 7 419

By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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You deserved it 7 055

By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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TMI FML

By eugh - 07/05/2021 14:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML

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You deserved it 591

By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:47 - United States - Kennett

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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You deserved it 53 140

By ADickySituation - 05/05/2013 04:14 - United States - Wilmette

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML

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You deserved it 4 941

Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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You deserved it 1 632

They grow up so fast these days…

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 06:00

Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML

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You deserved it 180

By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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You deserved it 31 261

omegaxen 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:57

That blows!

Hockey_fan 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:00

Well that really sucks" That really "Dampened" your spirits That "blows" Well..we all seen it "Coming" ...I'm sorry

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Nekro_kat 1

Monday 12 September 2011 23:02

Eeew! That blows! Lol FYL

alstbv12 13

Monday 12 September 2011 23:02

At least you weren't eating soggy waffles.

ariannaa_fml 17

Monday 12 September 2011 23:18

Or blue waffles...

GabbyCharityM 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:41

Or soggy blue waffles..

fightingkittens 39

Thursday 13 October 2011 9:38

Or soggy blue cheese waffles.....

xiaoxaio 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 15:31

hahah the 1st time was funny second was kind funny 3rd was still past the funny line but by the 4th time it got old

flamerocker 9

Monday 12 September 2011 23:03

That makes two of us!

Mitch_Connor 11

Monday 12 September 2011 23:03

Looks like you two were used to sticky situations.

NeatNit 32

Monday 12 September 2011 23:04

You have horrible parents.

ZenaaGee 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:06

Ewww

Blue87 4

Monday 12 September 2011 23:06

Ewww grosss

eurekaroy 6

Monday 12 September 2011 23:07

Lmfao I almost peed on myself reading this :)

GabbyCharityM 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:07

Snake balloon animals. Sounds legit.

Bunnehs 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:08

But you found this out by being a client, probably..

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