Intimacy: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...

kimcachu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:51

you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?

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volleyballchick9_fml 0

Friday 22 October 2010 0:56

wow player

sammy259 3

Monday 21 March 2011 3:42

not anymore

Leo518 0

Friday 25 March 2011 14:34

I'm guessing that the daughter is a lesbian and parents don't approve of it so it's her way of paying them back.

HockeyLax55 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:08

did you finish?

SamBaBam98 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:03

ur stupid ydi

softball1432 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:31

hmmm I noticed it said you're a female...... awkwarddddd...

R0S3Y 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 21:08

how is that awkward?

cwl727 32

Monday 31 March 2014 21:46

Why is the fact that it is a she instead of a he make it awkward

Late_night83 25

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:04

Ouch. Annnnnnnd ouch.

CradleLeena 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 21:22

She didn't have a bed of her own?

Sarahbrat 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:54

Doesn't matter, had sex

PedoPancakes 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:54

That's not awkward at all. Nope. >.>

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