Love Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush... - FML

needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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Truth bomb

Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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Love Island is back, baby

Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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What did I do?

Gringo - 29/03/2022 22:00

Today, a gorgeous woman on a train told her friend she thought I was hot in Spanish, assuming I was a dumb gringo tourist. In fact, I speak Spanish fluently, my wife is Colombian, and she was standing right next to me. My wife can’t rationalize my street value, and made me sleep on the fold out. FML

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spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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Classic

Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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My love language is gibberish

Anonymous - 18/07/2025 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to sweet talk my crush by texting them in Spanish using Google Translate. I wanted to say, “You look amazing today,” but it translated to something like, “Your fish smells weird today.” They responded with a confused emoji and “¿Qué?” FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Lmao that is low but hilarious

Drigr 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:36

Jealous much?

Comoke1024 19

Wednesday 15 January 2014 22:27

YDI. But then, you should have known that would be the consensus when you submitted this!

Mariamcc 6

Wednesday 7 May 2014 12:08

Haha that's hilarious good on you

GingaNinja01 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 23:08

He said "You're pretty" not "suck my dick." That was a harmless comment. YDI for being a dick.

AyCarambaNina 3

Friday 10 October 2014 20:39

haha I like you! I wouldnt have gone that far but something simuliar

msdtreadwell 15

Sunday 21 December 2014 21:55

Haha asshole

ChocolateBox123 13

Thursday 2 April 2015 5:10

How the **** did they find out?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:39

YDI.

ladibelbonilla 6

Monday 11 July 2016 23:35

Karma is a b***h

InfiniteSecret 20

Sunday 21 January 2018 23:18

Wow you are pathetic 😂😂😂

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