Health: Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed...

By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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coconutdaydream 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:05

Did it turn you on though?

Krirn 21

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:08

Must've been cold.

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nmlutgen 11

Friday 28 September 2012 6:37

Carpel tunnel tops it.

vanemi428 2

Friday 28 September 2012 6:38

50 shades of gray style

154rct 7

Friday 28 September 2012 7:24

Have you tried playing a card game?

talloctopus 7

Friday 28 September 2012 8:00

Bahahahahahahahahaahaha.

StanSmith2013 26

Friday 28 September 2012 8:43

That isn't geeky, just painful!

Charlatan_fml 2

Friday 28 September 2012 9:40

How the **** is owning or using a laptop geeky? People need to get off this, "I'm a nerd/geek because I don't live in the stoneage!" bandwagon.

JayJay925 6

Friday 28 September 2012 10:27

I'am guessing your a girl.

FML_a_Must 7

Friday 28 September 2012 13:28

How come everyone assumes its a girl? Might've been man boobs for all we know!

Benlop_fml 15

Friday 28 September 2012 14:38

Nipple clamping - you're doing it wrong!

khriss_khriss 7

Friday 28 September 2012 18:02

Um how dis that even happen. Never knew that was possible. Lmao

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