Miscellaneous: Today, I have been in the Caribbean for over a month visiting... - FML

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By ItsJuan - 12/07/2016 15:43 - Cura?ao - Willemstad

Today, I have been in the Caribbean for over a month visiting some family. Everything's great, except for the fact I haven't gotten enough sleep due to the screaming voices of the little kids and the rest of my family. I still have one month left. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 13 July 2016 3:25

Ear plugs? And something to help you get to sleep, like melatonin or chamomile tea?

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 13 July 2016 3:25

Ear plugs? And something to help you get to sleep, like melatonin or chamomile tea?

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