Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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HAnkYPoo 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 18:27

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:19

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

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Anonymous_17221 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:52

Karma's a b*tch

paige_rossi10 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:53

You're disgusting

mweb8416 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 2:17

**** you.

corocoro 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 11:15

Stop sleeping around and you won't have to worry about things like this happening...

ingram450 3

Friday 6 September 2013 8:14

could have had 2 at the same,e time front and back

polish44 0

Monday 16 September 2013 13:53

Youre a ****** *****.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Friday 20 September 2013 7:00

you deserve everything that happens to you

RKD 23

Monday 23 September 2013 20:06

Can you say awwwwkwaaaarrrdddd? Of course, you aren't married to your boyfriend,,,,just be careful because doubtless he feels possessive!

Raptorix2012 17

Friday 11 October 2013 13:30

What's funny is that there's an FML that's like that

xzenofx 4

Tuesday 15 October 2013 8:57

Cheaters are not welcome here so do your self a favor and leave

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