Intimacy: Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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honestsleep 9

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:06

Did you finish?

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:08

she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD

Comments

Inked0803 12

Friday 26 April 2013 4:24

When he came it was over?

Dekat121 24

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:07

wow... are you really THAT bad?!

museerux01 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 1:53

just be glad you didn't get dumped BEFORE the sex

justicegood2 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 11:43

how would the conversation even go?

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Monday 25 November 2013 22:48

Well, that SUCKS

kelizabethb0704 22

Friday 21 March 2014 6:22

Are you that bad in bed??

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