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By FuckingDobermans - 17/01/2017 00:18

Today, I get to start a nine days stretch of watching my mother's 7 large breed dogs. She is going on vacation. Which I actually got time off work to go with them. She doesn't want to pay a kennel to watch them.

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Greycatsister 12

Sunday 22 January 2017 21:36

While it would be super expensive for her to kennel all those dogs for about a week, it's still shitty of them to blindside you like that.

noreallywhat 17

Monday 23 January 2017 6:15

Charge her for your time not playing you got time off work for a vacation not dog sitting duty. It is ok to say no

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Greycatsister 12

Sunday 22 January 2017 21:36

While it would be super expensive for her to kennel all those dogs for about a week, it's still shitty of them to blindside you like that.

noreallywhat 17

Monday 23 January 2017 6:15

Charge her for your time not playing you got time off work for a vacation not dog sitting duty. It is ok to say no

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