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FML - 29/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

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dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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Gross

hushnow - - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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Heckler dealt with

mr_cheese - 22/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Seattle

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

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Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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lindseyluvszac 4

Friday 29 July 2011 11:37

Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?

gunmania0 12

Friday 29 July 2011 11:36

it's pleasurable!

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:03

"snowglobes" ... really?

Piinkdottx3 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:44

you gave him that "tingly" feelin!

TheChampagneBoi 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:27

creepyy

FookMyLife2496 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:44

haha no thats just creepy i would've ran

somebodyshy 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:14

I thought we called them happy sacks around here.

KasaraEm13 12

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:24

Just curious. Are you the same guy from this post? Or just related to him? "Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML"

poweredbyparamor 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:19

chop off his snow globes, then see wtf he does.

keshafan101 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:22

RUUUN

poweredbyparamor 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:22

i hate to break it to you guys, but men and women have the same nerves down there. ours are just on the outside while womens are on the inside. it woulda hurt no matter what color his baby blanket is

Hollywood1997 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:54

why did you do that?

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