Miscellaneous: Today, I finally realized why most of my dresses don't fit me...

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By LaundryBasket - 12/07/2016 13:49

Today, I finally realized why most of my dresses don't fit me anymore. I was really excited because I thought it might have been due to a late growth-spurt, but in reality, my mom put my laundry in the washer with hers and it shrunk. FML.

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killerguy987 3

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:33

That's not so bad, you could have gained weight.

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killerguy987 3

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:33

That's not so bad, you could have gained weight.

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