Health: Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it... - FML

By CatLitterLover - 08/02/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 8 February 2011 12:03

Eww, that's gross :| How could you not have seen it though? It has Xanax written on it.

Neylin 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 12:03

But you didn't realize it when you placed in in your mouth?

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AnonThoughts 23

Saturday 21 December 2013 16:21

I've dropped small tablets on the floor. they're a bitch to look for. and some are expensive, so you can't just leave it. Thankfully no cat. I feel for Op.

odod777 28

Friday 27 December 2013 18:11

ew...

MuZiiK_ 8

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:24

I love how the illustration makes her look like a drug ***** when slot off ppl need Xanax for anxiety

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:47

I don't see how the comic matches the story completly ;$

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