Work: Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt...

By CMANIA - 07/09/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML

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Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:26

That wasn't disbelief, it was amazement and arousal. (You mean "ink" not "pen".)

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He only wishes he could've "accidentally" gotten "ink" on your nipple ;D

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Hawk3487 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:49

too bad it wasnt female.... so i could say.. i saw a girl at my work, tryin to rub ink off her nip and i jizzed... in.. my pants! (i was actually disappointed to see that the OP was male)