Kids: Today, at a family cookout for Mother's Day my mom started talking...

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By ilikecheesefries - 08/05/2016 17:07 - United States - Clarks Summit

Today, at a family cookout for Mother's Day my mom started talking about how animals eat their young. Shortly after, my sister got on her nerves and my mom mumbled "I should have ate them." FML

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Tuesday 10 May 2016 1:03

I like her humour tbh, I don't see how this is a FML, seems like just a joke to me

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HereToRuinFun 16

Tuesday 10 May 2016 1:03

I like her humour tbh, I don't see how this is a FML, seems like just a joke to me

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