Work: Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with... - FML

By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

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LittlexSparrow 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:29

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:04

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

Hayman68 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:04

i feel sorry for you

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stewpididiot 11

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:56

At least the bird wasn't in a tree when you hit it ..... Was it ???

arosssssss 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:15

Dumb ****

Deathc0re21 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:18

Oh damn son. That blows.

VianaJ_Garcia 14

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:55

I hope, really hope you have a social life and isn't a workaholic.

PinkFun1969 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:07

That's scarey about the bird because, it's an old wifes tail that if a bird hits the glass of your car or the glass of your home... someone you know will die...

veryhotyes 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:23

:( that must be awful!

mynewaccount 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:33

Your bad luck brings humor to my surface.

staypon 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:56

So sad for the bird. Call and ask if you aren't sure next time!

santel_fml 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:05

That sucks!!

pyrogirl6622 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:23

Wow!

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