By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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ironichalibut 24

Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

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perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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xmaximusx 12

Cats are terrible pets get a dog way better

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CreepInTheCorner 11

I WANNA HEAR A CAT FART. Sorry to here that though :3

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BellaBelle_fml 23

How on earth did you manage to use the incorrect form of 'hear' after having just used the correct form a mere few moments before?

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thejimler 9

Did he then say that your mother was a hamster, and that your father smelt of elderberries?

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Finn_the_human 5

That's why I like dogs.

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gracehi 31

Because dogs, like women, never fart.

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TwoXMike 14

Cat: "If you not gonna pull my claw, at least let me sit on your lap."

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