Miscellaneous: Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were... - FML

By vanillatwilight2 - 21/11/2012 04:50 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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vanillatwilight2 6

Wednesday 21 November 2012 9:33

Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.

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Kyouzou 15

Wednesday 21 November 2012 8:57

It's just a little volcanic ash, no harm done. You'll be fine... I think.

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 21 November 2012 8:58

Manliness level: over 9000

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nicvannostran18 5

Sunday 21 September 2014 19:02

It's just a volcano

senpa_kush 11

Thursday 27 November 2014 21:07

Can I have your father?

ALJMDavis2015 3

Thursday 26 March 2015 15:55

That's great lmao. That's what my dad would do

Corneliapresent 13

Friday 8 May 2015 0:11

why didn't he just stand outside instead of creating danger for everyone in the house? Funny but stupid ...

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