Animals, Cats, Coffee and Cute: Tasty treat - FML

Tasty treat

By Yudith - 22/09/2026 20:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I caught one of my cats drinking my coffee again. Seems like I'll have to buy one of those mugs with a ceramic lid. FML

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 22 September 2026 21:44

Am I the only one who wants to see a cat on caffeine?

Vesi 29

Wednesday 23 September 2026 1:17

OP, Do whatever you need to prevent that cat from drinking anymore. Caffeine is highly dangerous to both cats and dogs and you can lose that cat if it continues.

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 22 September 2026 21:44

Am I the only one who wants to see a cat on caffeine?

Vesi 29

Wednesday 23 September 2026 1:17

Yep only you: Why Caffeine is Dangerous: High Sensitivity: Cats are much smaller than humans and cannot process caffeine, making even small amounts dangerous. Common Sources: Coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, chocolate, coffee grounds, and certain medications contain harmful levels of caffeine. Severe Effects: It overstimulates the central nervous system and heart, which can cause organ damage or be fatal.

Vesi 29

Wednesday 23 September 2026 1:17

OP, Do whatever you need to prevent that cat from drinking anymore. Caffeine is highly dangerous to both cats and dogs and you can lose that cat if it continues.

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