Love and Bodyshaming: Body issues - FML

Body issues

By Dating sucks - 22/09/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, a guy I know asked me out after me losing 75lbs. I declined because I don’t want to be with someone who only wants me for my body. I asked him, “Where was this energy two years ago when I was 75lbs heavier?” He replied, “Can you blame me?” And people wonder why us women choose the bear. FML

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Mad Jack 3

Wednesday 23 September 2026 1:36

I've got 300 pounds on my rips. Wanna go on a date?

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Pmyers225 3

Wednesday 23 September 2026 1:36

get over yourself, a guy asked you out and you got stuck up about it, and people wonder why we are happy you chose the bear

Mad Jack 3

Wednesday 23 September 2026 1:36

I've got 300 pounds on my rips. Wanna go on a date?

imsomadimadeanaccountforthis 1

Wednesday 23 September 2026 1:41

The bear analogy is for men being dangerous not for you to use it cause some guy is aware that he's not attracted to larger people. Dont use that to try and make yourself feel better about getting rejected when its supposed to be used in regards to violence. God forbid someone knows what they are attracted to and it wasnt you at the time.

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