Cats and Animals: Sorry Mr Whiskers - FML

Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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badluckross 21

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:34

I think I'm going to cry.

hazardmuffin 21

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:36

This is probably the most awful FML I've ever read. I'm sorry about your cat, OP :(

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nimmo1492 2

Thursday 5 February 2015 19:48

This FML broke my heart. I'm sorry for your loss.

Allygatorrr 3

Friday 6 February 2015 4:58

this broke my heart:(

clairesucks 37

Wednesday 11 February 2015 6:46

I'm sorry OP, but you couldn't have know. Don't beat yourself up over it

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:26

#35 too bad its saying ellen...

ApplePie1994 27

Saturday 2 May 2015 15:35

I'm so sorry, OP.

Infinity2015 16

Friday 15 May 2015 23:27

Wow, that's sad....... :(

Fuzzy_Kittehz 5

Friday 12 June 2015 7:50

Yes, i will admit, I am a cat person with four kitties of my own, and BY FAR, this was the most heartbreaking FML I have ever read.

maxxwell9 9

Monday 10 August 2015 21:25

This FML still gives me the feels

wowrea11y 6

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:22

Jesus, you guys will downvote anything

jairolover 25

Thursday 28 July 2016 8:59

******* asshole!!!

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