Embarrassing, Weddings and Love: Sleeping beauty - FML

Sleeping beauty

By angryinlaws - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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Brain fog

By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By Sadwife - 06/10/2016 17:36 - United States - Pardeeville

Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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Top comments

Welshite 39

Saturday 12 October 2013 16:34

We all know brides want to look like princesses, but I think you took the Sleeping Beauty part a bit too seriously.

ottokat 15

Saturday 12 October 2013 16:34

I'm sorry, OP. Majorly embarassing, but easily enough explained. I hope everyone is underdstanding and that the cameraman took pictures. That's one to tell your grandkids.

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BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 13 October 2013 0:04

What food reduces a woman's libido by over 90%? Wedding cake.

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 13 October 2013 0:32

That's what you get for allowing your wedding to stress you out that much!

MortenM 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:47

That is so disrespectful. Get your act together or you'll soon be looking for the 2nd wedding. Ø

Metalkitty 15

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:02

She hadn't slept in two damn days. It's not like OP TRIED to fall asleep.

cookie1207 19

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:05

That will make the marriage last longer....

Metalkitty 15

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:59

If you hadn't slept in two days, they should understand. :(

ingram450 3

Sunday 13 October 2013 8:14

how would you fall asleep standing

srbuckley322 10

Monday 14 October 2013 5:25

At least you still got married...

MRVOlivia 22

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:24

I'm sorry op. It would probably be best to try to joke about it and brush it off. Wish you the best.

gatorgirl2669 6

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:58

Epic Fail

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:22

I hope everyone understood.

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