Runaway Truck By FML Videos - 30/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Excuse me, coming through! I agree, your life sucks 297 You deserved it 98 Share Tweet Share
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML I agree, your life sucks 71 988 You deserved it 5 712
Today, I had to yell at both my adult children; my daughter for having an OnlyFans page and my son for finding the page, blackmailing her for money for two months, then telling me about it when she refused to keep paying. I'm not a proud parent right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 754 You deserved it 418
Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 915 You deserved it 8 007
Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 876 You deserved it 3 144
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 264 You deserved it 12 503
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 061 You deserved it 396
Today, I returned to work after a week off due to severe food poisoning, after which I ended up in the ED. I was given a warning for causing an inconvenience to everyone, and next time I'm going to be sick, I should give 3 days notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 736 You deserved it 115
Today, my girlfriend tried to look at my phone and I turned it away from her. Now she’s convinced I’m cheating on her. In reality, I’m too embarrassed to admit it’s because Facebook is showing me nonstop ads for laxatives after I ordered some two days ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 670 You deserved it 1 158
I HOPE it was the sound of the tires screeching as it was being pushed down the road 0.0
Euuh... Is it me or did I hear chilling screams ? I hope no one was in the black car.