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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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truslide 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

uhmfml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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dwaltsgirl 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:02

This is great I'm sorry your fml made me laugh I would probably do the same so no hard feelings

PlasmaVirus 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:47

REJECTION!

mayaloncar001 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 5:40

ahahahahahaha!!!!! xD

Poilo_fml 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 21:45

Asshole

jannie22 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:52

wow most commented FML ever!

super_mum 0

Monday 30 May 2011 6:28

Maybe instead of napping you should get your lazy arse out of bed & care for your child! Some people don't deserve kids...******* retard!

ailetha 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:14

you must have a really scary cat.

silverstar210 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:53

LOL SO TERRIBLE BUT SO FUNNY

Fruitmonster2 15

Wednesday 8 June 2011 9:10

LOL. So much for worrying about shaking your kid at an early age. Now its all about kicking them hard enough that they hit the wall. But then, why isn't your stupid child in a crib? FYL.