Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 04/03/2020 00:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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Work sucks, I know

By Anonymous - 24/08/2020 20:02 - Australia - Lakes Entrance

Today, I returned to work after a week off due to severe food poisoning, after which I ended up in the ED. I was given a warning for causing an inconvenience to everyone, and next time I'm going to be sick, I should give 3 days notice. FML

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Bad start, bad end

By Sarah - 02/01/2026 00:00

Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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The blame game

By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML

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By why?? - 24/05/2016 13:29 - United States

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

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EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 4 March 2020 1:05

that's just bad luck.

the_catherine 9

Wednesday 4 March 2020 6:16

This reminds me of my life... Hope you’ll feel better soon! 💪

Comments

WistayShlaio82 13

Wednesday 4 March 2020 0:26

Should be more careful with what you put in your body.

maxwellgeorge 8

Wednesday 4 March 2020 1:01

you are welcome

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 4 March 2020 1:05

that's just bad luck.

Itsheragain 9

Wednesday 4 March 2020 5:12

or the corona virus

the_catherine 9

Wednesday 4 March 2020 6:16

This reminds me of my life... Hope you’ll feel better soon! 💪

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 4 March 2020 11:31

you should wash your hands properly then and make sure to let others check your food for you

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