Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 075 You deserved it 3 241
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me via a meme. What the fuck? With a friend of mine as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 967 You deserved it 138
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 990 You deserved it 26 229
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 571 You deserved it 4 187
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 511 You deserved it 131
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 017 You deserved it 2 314
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!