Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 641 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 074 You deserved it 3 679
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 954 You deserved it 4 658
Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 729 You deserved it 6 589
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 905 You deserved it 2 383
Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 208 You deserved it 291
Today, I joined a Zoom meeting and spent 10 minutes talking about my car issues to a group of strangers who were definitely not my usual team. I then realized I was in a webinar for bird enthusiasts who were too polite to interrupt me talking about transmissions. FML I agree, your life sucks 166 You deserved it 447
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!