Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 618 You deserved it 1 005
Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 517 You deserved it 1 431
Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML I agree, your life sucks 48 767 You deserved it 31 612
Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML I agree, your life sucks 998 You deserved it 1 214
Today, I worked all year hand making a costume, just to get kicked out of the Renaissance Faire in an hour. The people next to me got so drunk, they started puking, and just the sight of it makes me puke too. Security wouldn’t listen when I tried to tell them I hadn’t had a single drink. FML I agree, your life sucks 467 You deserved it 90
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 354 You deserved it 3 576
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!