Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 036 You deserved it 40 592
Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML I agree, your life sucks 836 You deserved it 165
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 125 You deserved it 266
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML I agree, your life sucks 73 529 You deserved it 7 136
Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML I agree, your life sucks 348 You deserved it 221
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 355 You deserved it 977
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!