Kids, Awkward and Thanksgiving: Happy Thanksgiving! - FML

Happy Thanksgiving!

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 14:08 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my daughter repeated what she had heard her grandma say when asked to say grace. It happened to be, "Dear God, why the fuck did we invite all these assholes to Thanksgiving?" I don't want to attend any more family gatherings. FML

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Friday 27 November 2020 0:46

COVID gave you a great excuse this year! Sorry you didn't use it to get a break this time. If the vaccine works, you're gonna be stuck with the assholes next year, too.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 November 2020 0:46

COVID gave you a great excuse this year! Sorry you didn't use it to get a break this time. If the vaccine works, you're gonna be stuck with the assholes next year, too.

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