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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears

By Anonymous - 12/09/2026 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son gave a beautiful eulogy at his uncle's funeral. At the pub afterwards, a bunch of family and friends told me what he did was pathetic, shameful, and an absolute disgrace. Turns out he plagiarised the entire eulogy, word for word, from a movie. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 13 September 2026 2:04

1) Which movie? 2) How much like the movie character was your brother/brother-in-law for you not to notice any bullshit in what your son was saying?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 13 September 2026 2:04

1) Which movie? 2) How much like the movie character was your brother/brother-in-law for you not to notice any bullshit in what your son was saying?

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