Love and My ex: Rubbing it in - FML

Rubbing it in

By Ugly fat and old - 12/06/2026 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML

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DLBL 21

Friday 12 June 2026 23:32

Why did you do that? The correct behavior is to be gracious and happy for him, glad to meet her, and act like he doesn't mean a goddamn thing to you one way or the other. Be dignified!

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DLBL 21

Friday 12 June 2026 23:32

Why did you do that? The correct behavior is to be gracious and happy for him, glad to meet her, and act like he doesn't mean a goddamn thing to you one way or the other. Be dignified!

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