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For the full marathon, it's a cantaloupe

By Lisa - 22/06/2026 12:00 - Canada

Today, after months of training, I ran my first half marathon. Everything was going according to plan until I crossed the finish line and raised my arms for the official photo. At that exact second, a volunteer handed me a banana, which smacked directly into my face. The event photographer captured every frame. FML

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juuuliaaa_fml 27

Wednesday 24 June 2026 9:00

That sucks but hope you can laugh about it one day.

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juuuliaaa_fml 27

Wednesday 24 June 2026 9:00

That sucks but hope you can laugh about it one day.

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