Sex, Music and Intimacy: DJ Perfectionist

DJ Perfectionist

By ImOverHere - 02/09/2012 16:56 - United States - Whitehouse

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML

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Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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You tried!

By Noname - 15/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By dating a manchild - 01/06/2012 23:50 - Denmark - Hellerup

Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:00

It takes approximately 0.285 seconds to realise that "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is the best mood music ever. EVER.

shireman97 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:58

That's some odd foreplay

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jburd45 1

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:09

Barry white

Ergayles 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:15

Marvin Gaye, Barry White, Teddy Pendergrass :)

Sarcastic_x 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:17

I do.

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:22

The same thing happens with me and ****.

FMLKitten 15

Monday 3 September 2012 0:48

You should meet my guys' friend named Jill! I hear she gives free handjobs.

thatnucca 36

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:30

OP's name says it all... As of the time she was writing this post, he was still looking... Smdh

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:33

Does your boyfriend not realize that a song only lasts for a few minutes while the momment can last hours?

thatnucca 36

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:35

Nope, not if the song lasts longer than OP's boyfriend though...

carmel1110 12

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:38

Happens to me all the time when I want to put music while having sex with my bf xD I should make a playlist

awkward_gothlady 32

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:41

Guess that's where having a few pre-made sexy playlists can come in handy.

Kibaruto 33

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:48

He's just trying to find a song called "I'm just not that in to you", though "not that INTO you" sounds more fitting.

fourthfour 1

Thursday 6 September 2012 6:26

Good for you!

medichick 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:51

What a mood killer:(

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