Job interview, Mistakes and Work: Detailed

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By tango-c - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Parker

Today, I sent a cover letter in which I bragged about my exceptional attention to detail. After it was sent, I noticed the company name and address were from a different job application. FML

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ELoni_fml 25

Friday 18 March 2016 10:07

Hope you like irony. Never get cocky

Neekovolwf 22

Friday 18 March 2016 10:05

That's why you always reread OP

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8djht8 19

Monday 21 March 2016 19:26

Always quadruple check everything forever as if you're editing a novel. Every text Every email Every everything Especially if its important.

Cauldroup 13

Sunday 17 April 2016 22:12

Well that's not a detail, so you were speaking the truth, right?

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Today, my wife is furious with me because I would rather our teenage son see a counselor instead of a psychiatrist. I want our son to learn healthy coping mechanisms for life, not just take pills to make everything go away. FML

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Today, I cringed at a memory of 5-year-old me going to restaurants I was brought to and stealing tip money because I thought it was free. I got to watch a kid do the same thing to me. Oh, sweet karma. FML

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