Dad joke

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

He's probably just covering up his own actions in hope you won't follow in his lead

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thrifting 18

Dads - the asshats of the adult world. I guess we still love them... Sometimes.

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zandalee 19

Can't live without them; can't shoot them...

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worldclassrager 39

My dad does the same thing but I would think it's not to bad since he wasn't specific

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kurodansei 16

Dad's got that good old fashioned funny.

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Jst4kicks 16

Your dad sounds fun to be around lol get him back somehow

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zandalee 19

Wish my Dad was funny! Last time he laughed was 1999.

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Mauskau 35

You might not think you watch anything weird.

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areyouHIclaire 8

You have a great dad it seems to me:)

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ahraea 9

Do you also watch French **** instead of studying for your French final?

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cassieperiodbee 14

Hahaha That sucks! If I were the assistant I would just laughed Hahaha

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irishmama 5

If you don't have to see those people again who cares. In stead of feeling embarrassed you should laugh about it

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