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Convoluted

By TheDivorceCameFromNoWhere - 14/06/2026 03:00 - Germany

Today, I give my everything to my family and husband. Every penny I earn, hot meals daily, a clean house, and love. Despite all this, my husband asked me why I am still alive and told me to go and die. On my birthday. All because I mildly offended his third cousin against a ridiculous request. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 14 June 2026 16:33

Well now you can go have a real life of your own making, instead of being a servant!

Yudith 25

Sunday 14 June 2026 18:50

Next time they ask why you're not cooking them hot meals or cleaning the house instead of lounging beside a pool with a frozen daiquiri and your best friend, tell them you went and died, are now in heaven, and they will have to learn to live without you.

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 14 June 2026 16:33

Well now you can go have a real life of your own making, instead of being a servant!

Yudith 25

Sunday 14 June 2026 18:50

Next time they ask why you're not cooking them hot meals or cleaning the house instead of lounging beside a pool with a frozen daiquiri and your best friend, tell them you went and died, are now in heaven, and they will have to learn to live without you.

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