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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz
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By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States
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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines
By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton
By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:27 - United States - Spanaway
By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon
By haleyart - 10/06/2013 16:10 - United States - Shreveport
Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)
By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 16:50 - Bangladesh - Dhaka
By MonsterInLaw - 08/06/2013 23:26 - United States - Lincoln
By ApparentlyNotEno - 05/06/2013 20:40 - United States - Martinsburg
OP here. We've actually had a threesome together and loved it. But she specifically wants to be with other men without me there.
By Justme - 05/06/2013 05:02 - United States - Lafayette
By cupcakechick - 04/06/2013 20:55 - Canada - Toronto
hey guys, OP here, my bf is an amazingly great guy, and he cares about me very much, and Its just I have low self esteem, so even if I bump into him, ill apologize over and over again, and it bugs him because im always beating my self up, we have great communication, so later that day he called me back and apologized for being rude, im the luckiest girl alive to have a bf like mine :)
By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac
By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso
By songbird062 - 01/06/2013 16:14 - Cambridge
Hi guys! (Sort of) OP here. This isn't actually exactly what happened, because someone copied my original FML, altered it slightly and the resubmitted it as their own. When I say "altered it slightly", I mean they changed 18 months to two years, and left out the part about his brother dying as well, apart from that, it's basically word for word identical. It was credited to me after I noticed and reported it. He did say that he'd be willing to reconsider after some time apart, but I sure as hell am not going back there again. And for those who are asking about my weight, I gained 2kg, or approximately 4 pounds for our friends using imperial measurements. I'm around 70kg (150 pounds), which, for my height of 5 foot 9, is perfectly healthy. So no, I am not at all obese.
By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz
By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove
By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas
By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 15:20 - United Kingdom - Northampton
By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37
By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 05:28 - United States - Anchorage
By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark
By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:37 - Australia - Lane Cove
By really? - 28/05/2013 08:09 - United States - Highland
By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog
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I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.