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    By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

    Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
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    By crazyclumzy - 04/02/2010 05:05 - Canada

    Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
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