By funy_hunie - 02/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Anchorage
The Top
By PositiveElectron - 27/08/2015 19:52 - United States - Glen Allen
Where are you? Oh, there you are
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By floppy - 09/08/2019 06:00 - Australia
Leave me alone
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By JordLostItagain3 - 21/09/2016 07:17 - Australia - Melbourne
JordLostItagain3 tells us more.
Double sus
By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Record breakers
By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells
By toothbreaker - 22/08/2019 20:00 - United States - Tucson
Perv!
By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of
Judgmental much?
By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli
By FallingNinjaa - 02/05/2014 00:07 - United States - Tampa
FallingNinjaa tells us more.
OP here. I don't use this site enough to know that I needed an account to reply... I'm a barber. We're all independent contractors and we don't make money unless we're physically working. I make good money and have no intention of quitting; my problem with my coworkers getting stoned is that customers have an unnecessary wait time when they should be able to be served immediately, and when they do come back in, it looks bad on everyone as a whole for them to smell like that on the clock - an no, they're perfumes aren't cloaking it. The boss knows they smoke, she knows they smoke on the clock, but when anyone tells her that someone is being lax, her response is "well more money for you, then." Again, that's not the problem I'm having. I actually like my job, and I want customers to actually have a good experience when they're there. With what my coworkers are doing, they're not. Also, it's an independent store. There is no HR, no corporate, just the woman who owns the business itself - she's the only boss.
By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong
By Anthony - 16/08/2010 01:40 - United States
The first date must've been amazing
By Ami Ditbacher - 11/09/2019 07:53
Ami Ditbacher tells us more.
Yay my FML story got published! Thanks for all the great suggestions and witty comments (: this guy stopped me on the street about 2 months ago and he seemed pretty okay but I wasn't really looking to date/get into bed with someone. I broke up with my ex last year and some ugly things happened afterwards which left me incredibly insecure, alone and vulnerable. I guess that's why I'm letting people walk all over me? Anyways I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt twice already and there is no doubt now that he's not a nice person. I was absolutely okay with paying for my own meal. His "I-forgot-my-wallet" bit was a shock to me since I've never encountered someone who would be so rude. Also I always tip in restaurants as I usually get a fair treatment (and I rarely eat out since it's expensive and I prefer to cook my own food). In this case the waitress went into complete asshole mode once she got her tip and totally ignored me. And obviously I didn't put out (: I actually told the guy that I'm just looking for friends but he still felt me up without my consent. All in all: not a nice experience.
By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York
The reviews are in
By Anonymous - 23/04/2014 07:17 - United States - Rapid City
By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 04:18 - United States - Burnsville
Truth bomb
By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States
By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States
I hate to break it to you…
By Sam - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
The Bathtub Incident
By Katie - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States
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Hey guys op here! Still no sign of the wallet, had no cash in it fortunately but replacing the cards is a hassle. First time i lost it, some old lady handed it into the bank. One of the train cleaners gave me a call after i lost the second one. Hoping 3rd times the charm? I'm a 20 year old uni student and it takes me about 2hrs to get to and from uni. Basically i live on trains. I've never lost my wallet prior to this year though! Some of you might be saying how could you lose it again!? Well, i think i was too preoccupied trying to text this girl i really like... until it dawned on me when i changed platforms. The sudden realisation as you furiously check your bag is the worst. Looks like i'm investing in a chain wallet from now on:) I'll let you all know if it magically appears(hopefully). If you guys find a black wallet with a bunch of cards give me a heads up! haha