By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00
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Went a bit too far, Sigmund
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Top comment wins: I now have two mustaches on my face!! She sneezed away from me, thankfully not in my face. I felt the wax go everywhere. For some reason her gut reaction was to put the waxing paper on my eyebrow. Which made things a lot more difficult because they couldn't get to the wax. So they had to pick at the paper and peel that off the best they could. They tried warm compresses, and I'm not sure what different solvents they tried, but they did not work. My eye/face was getting so irritated I finally just told them I needed to leave. My friend helped me with baby oil which after a lot of patience worked. I'm still missing some parts. Thankfully they already called to offer me some various complimentary services.
USA Number One!
By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 05:30 - United States - Wynnewood
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Get out
By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg
WTF FML
By TheKunitzShow14 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By tinfoilnirvana - 30/04/2009 00:42 - United States
Moving on
By crash and burn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
Goodbye
By scoobses - 02/10/2015 00:45 - United States
Somebody's watching me
By ugh - 08/06/2012 04:35 - Canada - Mississauga
Clubbing tip
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pocatello
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By liquid_sasquatch - 29/05/2012 22:40 - United States
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Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]
By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet
By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States
Bad breakup idea
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Wildberg
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By Why - 03/09/2015 19:54 - United States - San Francisco
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Love all the comments -- my family and I have very joking attitudes toward each other. I always call them "old names". They're not really old, none over 50 at least, and my siblings are both 10+ years older than me. (I'm sure you get the gist.) It was the "boring sh*t" they were offended by. Staring at a caged bear for half an hour isn't too much fun for me, but since then we did decide on zip lining now amongst other non-boring things. We did decide to keep the conversation named that if you were wondering :)