Kids: Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy...

By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By divorced - 07/03/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:22

Just start screaming "I HAVE NO SON! " at the top of your lungs. That'll shut her up. Probably out of confusion, but still.

dzidziaud 5

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:21

Hahaha, that must have been fun. was your visit to the police station pleasant? :]

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harlehatschi 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:58

christ, your daughter is a bratty little bitch. if it were my kid she wouldn't be going back to the toystore in a very long time

smartornot 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:52

This can be interpreted two ways. One, you picked up the wrong girl, or two, she got pissed and said you're not her daddy anymore. I think it's the second. Anyway, the kid's a brat.

xHaniffax 0

Friday 31 July 2009 13:10

She knew what she was doing. She said it on purpose so that she wouldn't have to leave the toystore. She might be a brat but she's a ******* smart one.

EvilAngel 0

Friday 31 July 2009 15:12

LMAO! This comment rox my sox! =)

jellybean93 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:55

i love working with kids, but when they pull stunts like that i occasionally want to scream and yell at them. ah children.

jz4 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:16

she pretty smart

passionateplea 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:30

Hahaha, that's hilarious. You gotta hand it to her, she's smart!

percypigs 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:34

haha i used to do that (:

djb23 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:55

if she's his actual daughter then she's smart, if it's his step daughter then she's already a bitch

kukopia 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:06

OP NEEDs to keep reminding her of this incident. EVERY time she asks him for something for the rest of her life he can just say "According to you, I'm not your daddy, so 'no'."

xoxwhoaxox 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:29

I thought all little kids did this. I know I did this, quite frequently, when I was two and grocery shopping with my mom. I turned out alright. The kid isn't necessarily gonna start stealing from you and continue denying your existence as they get older, lol. Geez people.