hahahahahaha sorry lol. did you get arrested??? well, on the bright side, at least you know your kid is smart :). thats pretty damn clever for a two yr old......

lol, this reminds me of a story my dad always tells, he met my mother while she already had my sister (her dad cheated on my mom with an emotionless bitch and they are now married) but i digress; my mother and father were dating for a while and went to the mall with my sister, she was two (i wasnt born yet) and while my mom was trying on clothes or something, my sister started acting up, being a gentleman, my father offered to take her to the car while my mother finished her business. my dad had to drag my sister, kicking and screaming through the mall yelling out "i want my mommy!!!! you aren't my daddy!!! i want mommy!!!!." after going all the way across the mall like this and to the car, we all still wonder why no one had the courage to stop and question him... i like to think that people really should do that more often, i mean, the chances of actually stopping a kidnapping are slim, but at least if it were a kidnapping, the kidnapper probably isnt prepared for questioning. and i would like to think that any good parent would perfectly understand this questioning.

LMAO!! i love this fml. u got a smart daughter

haha whats funny to me is i used to do that haha, the store sent out one of those codes to lockdown the doors to prevent kidnapping

Someone should teach your daughter not to be such a brat. She needs to learn the consequences of her actions. That could get him into some serious trouble, especially if (as kids often do) she realizes people thinks it's funny and escalates it.

Oh wow. That kid is brilliant. I know that sort of thing has been done before, but, nonetheless, I am still in awe every time I see it happen. I never had the gall to do that to my parents. They would have beat me senseless the second no one was looking.

YDI for breeding. And then obviously not disciplining your child well enough.

never take her to toy stores again and if u got caught by the police, tell her Santa isn't real and u aren't having christmas anymore

just drop her and leave if she follows if she doesn't tell your wife she was abducted

bullshit that happened. She would need to be 4 or 5. 2 year olds cant talk like that. Hell, they cant even talk.