By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
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oj101 33

Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)

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pedinhuh 23

"It's a well known fact that women prefers *********** over felation" there's my tip for you.

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ironichalibut 24

Poor Mption, always the target for ungrounded claims. Tragic, came to this country to escape prejudice, I assume. Oh wait, crap.

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challan 19

Op, I'm curious to know if she was listing deodorant, toothpaste and soap? It might have been a request for next time.

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challan 19

Definitely, but so is going to bed with your lover smelling like crotch rot.

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Ki11erC 18

Sounds very one sided. Active participation from both parties might lead things to not get boring...

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anitah_fml 5

Well, to be fair, it could just mean she's so comfortable with you that sex doesn't have to be super erotic and sexy; that sex can be bonding, intimate. As long as this isn't every time you have sex, I wouldn't worry. I mean, me and my boyfriend could discuss todays dinner and how our day was while getting it on.

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anitah_fml 5

As I said, if it's every single time, you should start to worry. :P And that, it's not. Average people having sex isn't going to be like in a **** movie, with perfect settings, background music and makeup on your hoo-haah, is what I mean to say.

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djxerxes9000 18

If my wife wanted to talk about dinner during sex I'd offer her some Tube Steak. Heck I'd get out the hairdryer and heat it up for her too!

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perdix 29

"Ball gag, strap-on, anal beads, choke collar, Astroglide, D-batteries. . ."

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martinfml 8

You're lucky she didn't play Call of Duty and had sex at the same time.

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Pstraka6 20

That's never a good thing. Its time to spice it up a bit!

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loserman67 35

OP: Oh Baby, you're awesome, you're so tight, this is fantastic... GF: Ummm yeah, you're good too... GF: Coffee, toilet paper, milk, eggs, fabric softner... OP: What? GF: Nothing Sweetie, you're rocking my world, keep pumping... GF: Hand soap, orange juice, larger condoms, guy with a bigger ****... OP: WHAT?

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