By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
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oj101 33

Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)

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_Princess_Peach_ 9

Well on the positive side, at least thats an unmissable signal to do something about your sex life before its "too late". Good Luck spicing it up OP!

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MNBOY16 15

Well at least she was kind enough to not make you stop.

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thejimler 9

Lesbians can get bored of sex too? No... that doesn't happen in those films... THIS LIFE IS A LIE!!!! *Head explodes*

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol. I'm a Lesbian as well, maybe it's time to spice up the bedroom. Try foreplay? Do something that'll blow her mind and keep her coming back for more. Message me if ya want OP.

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onorexveritas 23

try something new

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CanadianCutie22 16

make It more interesting for her then ... use your multitasking skills !

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KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe Trojan His and Hers are on that list.

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MythsNLegends 10

Spice it on up, you shouldn't ever be the only one enjoying sex. Sometimes thinking about other things can't be helped. Lack of involvement can.

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