By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
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oj101 33

Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)

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lovelyohhmee 8

You really must be boring. You need some spice in your life. Good luck. Oh FYL :)

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amifaiyaz 12

She's not a good multitasker, she's bored. Might want to consider helping her spice up that shopping list.

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blink831forever 13

Who knew that lesbians could have lousy sex? I thought it was just a myth. OP, you need to watch some ****, read some lesbian erotic stories, do what you can to spice up your love life. I wish you luck.

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jnazzty 4

OP is a girl so I'm sure the sex was never that great in the first place..

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Qualdog12 12

Wait, but it says that you are a girl in the top left corner of the post...

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drew12089 2

Ummmmm just saying... If she's that bored during sex... You're not doing something right

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