Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been...

By astroloser - 07/03/2009 16:10 - Philippines

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2019 12:00

Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML

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By CollegeBoy - 13/04/2011 13:07 - Canada

Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 23:32 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 02:56 - United States

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML

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By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

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By jesuschrist - 22/03/2020 00:30

Today, my daughter asked me why NASA hasn't gone to the sun yet. She's seventeen. FML

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By maybe next time? - 14/09/2016 11:57 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By imamonster1992 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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Saturday 7 March 2009 21:32

Your counselor probably had a point. If you were interested in space you would want to be an astronomer, not an astrologist.

leannayourcool 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:32

Oh my god, that's horrible.

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urlifemaysuk 0

Monday 28 September 2009 1:43

why is everyone calling her stupid? so what she mixed up a name BIG DEAL she probably didn't say astrologist at the time and If she did so what?! HE shoulda been smart enough to figure out what she meant and when your going to your guidance counsoler your looking for just that GUIDANCE your not looking to be called stupid. sorry but people like that piss me off

GlennD 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 11:17

pwnt.

ykz_44 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:35

guidance counselors are supposed to help people not criticize them.. or maybe she's only jealous or something like that..

Serperoth 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:48

Are you sure you don't mean astronomer? Because an astrologist is practically a thief, while an astronomer is someone who uses a bloody TELESCOPE. And telescopes are awesome.

Lawzen_Rainbow 7

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:42

totally fake fml

Cambo9000 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:58

She will be punished

aj3411 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:09

you are stupid. astrology is not the study of space or the universe. go pro, high five to your guidance counselor.

epicenur 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:22

you should run take steroids and run faster than the speed of light to reverse space time and bitch slap her. or you can just do it now and get it over with

triangulum 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:36

your counceler is right. if you're too stupid to know the difference between astronomy (a science) and astrology (a crock of bullshit), you are most certainly too stupid to pass a physics class.