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By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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By fatblooddonor - 26/02/2019 04:00

Today, I donated blood at a blood drive. As is the usual for blood drives, I was offered a shirt after donating. The worker handing out the shirts asked me for my size. I said that I was a medium. He looked me over, then asked, "Are you sure?" FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By hahasuckit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 12:12

shit i would of took it anyway, i mean A FREE SHIRT!!!

estarian_jem 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 12:18

Maybe the guy thought you were a small or something :)

Comments

Dreika 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:01

First off, being told I could use a medium would not be an insult. Secondly, you spent $75 to get something for free? You should not go shopping.

thinkpink 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:43

#26: Well I hope to GOD being a size 8 you would wear large underwear (or XL). I am a size zero to two in everything and sometimes I get Mediums from there. Not because I think I have a huge ass, but some underwear is more comfortable if it FITS the way it should.

l33tm0nk3y 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:17

What.

cantbeyourhero 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:32

I hope you left the store and didn't buy anything.

Professor59 2

Friday 17 April 2009 23:42

Next words should have been: "I'm gonna need to return these."

Abbikins 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 7:36

#84 you are an idiot. I'm a size 8 and wear a small from VS, medium if it's full bottomed underwear. Obviously you know NOTHING about sizing. You have to keep in mind that their XXS-XL encompasses a lot of different sized ladies, the XL fitting sizes 18 and 20, the L fitting 14 and 16, M fitting 10 and 12, S fitting 6 and 8, XS fitting 4 and 2, and XXS fitting 0. Give or take a few depending on your hips and ass, and the reason why you are the size you are in pants (for me it's my height and thighs, which have nothing to do with my underwear). Ugh.

ammali 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 19:57

Okay, why is everyone assuming the OP spent $75 just for the shirt? Even the wording indicates they paid for their stuff and the total came to over $75, so they asked for the shirt. Come on people, use some reading comprehension skills already.

thinkpink 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

#88: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH stfu. I have a small ass and am a size zero-two in jeans depending on brand, and wear mediums at VS to cover it. I own over 100 pairs of their underwear and it's always been that way. Stop bugging me with your little numbers and sizes bullshit.

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:06

you know what i would have just been like " excuse me sir my little girl has cancer and is gonna die so i wanted her to wear this shirt on her death bed so SORRY if thats too hard for you" and stomped away crying.