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By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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By fatblooddonor - 26/02/2019 04:00

Today, I donated blood at a blood drive. As is the usual for blood drives, I was offered a shirt after donating. The worker handing out the shirts asked me for my size. I said that I was a medium. He looked me over, then asked, "Are you sure?" FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By hahasuckit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 12:12

shit i would of took it anyway, i mean A FREE SHIRT!!!

estarian_jem 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 12:18

Maybe the guy thought you were a small or something :)

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hey2121 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:27

Fatty

badteeth 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:01

everyone keeps referring to u as a guy, but ur a girl. just thought id point that out, maybe he was flirting? or ur just lazy?

vampirerebel 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 22:06

Okay, @ everyone who keeps bitching her out about the fact that they were talking about a MEDIUM shirt, the POINT is that she theoretically COULDN'T fit into a medium! And, yeah, medium is no big, I am generally a medium or large, and I am not big, but that is not the POINT! The point is that she was turned down on the assumption that she was too big!

agb2001 2

Monday 19 October 2009 21:48

He could have been complimenting you, saying you were too skinny. :) Anyway, even if it was because he thought you were to big, the medium could've been in kiddy sizes, making it an x-small in adult sizes. Thus being too big = normal size.

theeman2000 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 21:51

YDI for not being able to fit into a medium.

booo5 1

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:22

That suxs u should of returned every item..**** it

kittttty 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 15:50

How do we know that she's just a small rather than large?

arandomer 0

Friday 29 April 2011 22:37

unless he assumed this because you are tall and/or big built... ydi for being fat.

maryam8869 7

Saturday 10 March 2012 9:27

Take it by force

mkcherry 14

Monday 1 April 2013 1:11

I don't see why you'd be offended that you needed a large shirt, if he was checking you out he would have seen the sizes you were buying and I'm guess those aren't mediums. Im not heavy or over weight in the least but I have a large chest and if I don't wear a large shirt it will either gape open and be too revealing or it will be too short. If you feel like was calling you fat, its probably because you are fat, and the medium wouldnt fit you. If you wanted to get it and give it away I guess you could have asked for a shirt regardless of the size.