By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
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sarah8909 0

Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

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BlackWolfVII 0

Maybe your boyfriend's got chunky thighs you've never noticed before.

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tehhotness 0

At least one of you is being proactive at fixing your fat ass

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ohherro 0

hey, at least he's being discrete and respecting your feelings. give him points for trying to mediate the problem without hurting your feelings!

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

As has been said many times by the more educated posters, cellulite has no correlation to body weight. It's a fact. So let's get over this "it's fun to tell people on the Internet that they're fat" thing.

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Ox_Baker 0

My girlfriend has a bit of cellulite, and she's barely 100 pounds. It has more to do with not exercising enough and eating too many starchy foods than being overweight. Try getting more fiber in your diet.

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ello_ello 0

boyfriend should leave and find a younger less bumpy woman. Christ she is also complaining cause he is trying to smooth out some bumps in the road before he goes for a ride. New younger model buddy simple as that.

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

@34 - it is fun to call out fat ***** for being fat when they complain about it.

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rmm 0

yeah, you can have cellulite without being fat... I know girls with stick thin legs who still have it, so shh.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Well then #38, I suggest you find a more fulfilling hobby than being stupid.

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Demon_fml 0

Did you ever stop to think maybe he was doing it because he kows you are bothered by it and wants to make you feel better about yourself...YDI your BF was trying to do a nice thing for you and you overreact i would take a massage anyday for anyreason

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