By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
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sarah8909 0

Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

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BlackWolfVII 0

Maybe your boyfriend's got chunky thighs you've never noticed before.

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Tri_fml 5

However, 92: would you be offended if your partner tried to find a way to reduce your cellulite without drawing attention to it?

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LevyLove 17

that sucks, but creative and hilarious.

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iloverell 0

atleast he wasn't an asshole about it..and told you your legs look like cottage cheese.

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LittleRRed 5

Oh cellulites fat lol

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cherryllollo 7

At least he didn't say hey fatass lets try this technique to remove that cottage cheese. You got a nice massage out of the deal and hey, maybe less cellulite.

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lostinvp 3

Hey at least he cares enough to try an help before telling you and hurting you're feelings plus a massage is a massage enjoy it(:

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vdturner25 15

Pardon me for being thick but what the **** is cellulite

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