By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
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Same thing different taste

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Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

Maybe your boyfriend's got chunky thighs you've never noticed before.

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at least he was subtle about it. he didn't intend for you to find the book. he went out of his way to avoid hurting your feelings, because that's obviously more important to him.

Cellulite is often the result of fluctuating weight as the fat gets re-deposited in different areas of the body. Very, very difficult to get rid of, and most women have it, despite popular belief, no matter what they weigh, thanks to airbrushing!

So, you got a massage for nothing. Quit your complaining.

UltimateIdiot911 0

I choose YDI because there is no option for Overreacting much? Most guys won't go that far to give girls a massage for that and be subtle about it. Be glad your guy is willing to do you a favor.

your fault for being nosey, he never told you his true intention but you had to snoop around to find out. shame on you and just appreciate the free massage

Most girls have cellulite... So that can't be an FML. And that your boyfriend wants to help you... Is that FML? You're so negative. This is actually good. FHL, for you being such an ingrate...

lolwhat_fml 0

Maybe the book just opened that way ?! And also, how could you get rid of cellulite by 'massaging' ?

Skinny people can get cellulite too, you freakin' idiots...

At least he was trying not to flat out insult you. He just wanted to help in his own, subtle way.