Love: Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells...

By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:02

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:12

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

Comments

gatorkiss 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:34

Buy Mr. Halitosis some breath mints. He will get the hint . If nothing changes then enforce the three foot rule.

funblondnurse 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:08

I would tell him to see a doctor many medical problems cause bad breath and are easy to fix. If you care about him. Help him.

miZscrZee 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:14

Throw a BREATH MINT in there every 5 minutes. LOL. (:

Stumblebum30 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:22

This is where communication comes in handy. Be honest with him, but not mean. If he gets upset over something like this then, he won't handle bigger more serious issues well either. Then it's time to rethink whether or not this relationship is right for you.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:33

OKay, everyone is missing something here. Does he go down on you on a regular basis? Maybe you need to douche a little more often? Just spitballing......

betty66 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 8:39

aaaahhaaaaaha I bet it's true

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:47

Dag, I know that having a dude with super chronic motherfucking halitosis sucks serious dick, but you're forgetting the most important element: telling him exactly that. If he already knows and is not doing anything about it, then he's just a big penis. |the kid|

xfyre 11

Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:17

maybe he's doing Jenkem? haha

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:27

YDI for not just telling him he has bad breath. He's your boyfriend...be honest with him.

zombiekitten87 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:38

You could always have a mint and then offer him one, but if that doesn't work, man up and talk to him about it nicely. Ask him if he's feeling well, because his breath is a little off.