By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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saIty 17

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

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perdix 29

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

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bitchy777 0

My boyfriend had the same problem, brushing, mouthwash and flossing didn't help. Turned out to be tonsil stones...look it up on youtube, it's disgusting. At least now I can kiss him without gagging.

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KarismaSolitair 11

Your right. It could also be something he ate.

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justanotherbird 19

That's horrible OP. In that case, you should get him in a headlock and brush his teeth for him, just like a dog. Seriously though...good luck with that.

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justanotherbird 19

Oh gosh....I had a bf who had this exact same problem. The dentist said he had halitosis or something. It was so terrible kissing was disgusting, especially since he wouldn't do anything about it. There are mouthwashes and other stuff to cure it though, so don't lose hope.

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charlotte100 2

Do him a favour and tell him. Imagine what his boss and teachers and friends think. If u love him us be honest, it'd help him in the long run.

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EstellePr 5

That's right. I have a perfect set of teethes, yet I have ulcer, and that affects my breath. Not always, not all day, but that's true.

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onorexveritas 23

time to invest in some Listerine

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